Daanavgarh ke Inspector ki Desi Gay Kahani: 1
Desi Gay Kahani: Daanavgarh ke thaane mein Madhavsingh akela baitha tha… Chutiya zindagi thi… Saala ek inspector ki seva ke liye koi naukar bhi nahi diya tha… Ek safai kaamdaar subah aur sham ko ek ek dafa aa kar thaana saaf kar jaata tha…
Bas utna hi… Aur iss gaanv mein jyaada jurm bhi nahi hote the. Jyaada se jyaada yaha pe choti moti chori ho jaati thi. Ek din salakho ke piche rehata aur fir ghar laut jata… Koi aadmi ya aurat pakde jaate to ek din main Madhav apni jeb bhar leta aur unka riha kar deta aur agar koi ladka pakda gaya to Madhav sari raat uske maje leta aur dusre din riha karta lekin apni jeb to bharata hi…
Pichale kuch din se uski zindagi mein thoda nayapan aaya tha… Shambhu, uski aurat, maadarchod ne dhoka diya tha use aur saalo se pade uske kaidi ko bhaga diya tha. Jab Madhav hosh mein aaya tha tab bahot gussa aaya tha use…
Pata nahi kyun…par wo saala ladka achanak vaapas lauta tha… Madhav ne uss ladke ki gaand faad ke apna saara gussa utara tha. Uss ladke mein kaafi badlaav aaya tha. Pehle jo ladka uske saath hone par itrata tha woh ab saamne se bahot utsaah se uska lund chusta tha.
Madhav ke lund par kud kud ke apni gaand chudwata tha ab wo. Pehle uski gaand mein ghusne mein Madhav ko bahot jor lagana padta tha lekin ab wo ladka apni gaand dheeli chodne laga tha jab woh apna lund andar daalta tha. Kuch to hua tha uss ladke ke saath jo itna bada badlaav aaya usme. Madhav khush tha yeh jaankar ki uski randi uske lund ki deewani thi!
Abhi kal raat ko hi choda tha usne Shambhu ko. Madhav ne to kal use bulaya bhi nahi tha, lekin ladka chudne ke liye itna tadap raha tha ki wo khud chal kar aaya aur Madhav ka lund maangne laga. Bahot majaa aaya Madhav ko kal raat. Aaj bhi ladka aayega raat ko. Madhav ne use bulaya tha…
Maadhav vicharo me khoya hua tha jab use thaane ke bahar ek gaadi ke aane ki aawaz sunai di… Wo seedha baith gaya aur darwaje ki aur dekhne laga. Darwaje se ek lambe aur chaude aadmi ne dastak di…
Uska gathila badan dekh kar Madhav samajh gaya ki wo ek angrakshak tha aur iss gaav mein ek insaan ke alava kisi aadmi ki itni pahoch nahi thi ki use suraksha ki jarur pade… Wo tha Dada Thakur.
“Jai Daanav! Main Pratapsingh! Dada Thakur ka mukhya angrakshak aur unka sachiv”, woh aadmi haath jod kar bola.
“Boliye… Kya sahayata kar sakta hu main?”, Madhav ne pucha.
“Ek gunah hua hai jo mujhe batana tha. Uss chor ne ek behat kimati cheej churai hai jo mujhe waapas chahiye. Ek kitaab! ‘Mahadanav ki kahani’ kehte hai use…”, Pratapsingh kaafi chinta mein tha. “Aap ko kisi par shak hai?”, Madhav ne pucha.
“Haan! Haveli mein ek naukar kaam karta tha. Uss din uski paali thi jab se wo kitaab chori hui hai uska bhi koi atapata nahi hai”, woh bola.
“Theek hai… Uss ladke ka naam aur thikana bata do. Main dekh lunga”, Madhav bola. Pratapsingh hichkichaya…uske sar paseene se lathpath ho gaya tha… “Umm… Wo baat kya hai ki… Kuch samay pehle haveli main aag lagi thi… Usme sabhi naukaro ke kaagzaat jal gaye…isliye uska naam aur ghar ka pata nahi hai hame”, woh bola…
Madhav hasne laga. “Pratapsingh! Main inspector ki kursi par aisi hi nahi baitha hun…tajurba hai mujhe… Pata chal jaata hai kab sach bola jaa raha hai aur kab juth. To aap apna fisul ka bahana apne paas hi rakho aur mujhe sach sach batao ki maanjara kya hai?”
Pratapsingh kuch bola nahi… Madhavsingh bola, “Theek hai! mat batao… Par mere sawalo ka jawab do… Kya woh chor haveli ka naukar tha?” Kuch der ki chuppi ke baad Pratapsingh ne naa kaha. “Kya tum use pehchante ho?” “Nahin” “Wo kitaab kahan par thi?” “Mere kamre ki tijori mein!” “Kya vo tijori ko taala laga hua hota hai?” “Haan”
“Hmm… Tijori ko hamesha taala laga hua hota hai… Lekin uss chor ko jise tum pehchaante nahi use chabi mil gayi kisi tarah aur usne kitaab chor li… Hmmm” Madhav ne naap liya tha ki maamla kya tha, “Sach sach batana Pratapsingh! Kya tum uss ladke ko uski gaand chodne le gaye the?”
Pratapsingh kuch samay tak bola hi nahi, fir woh bola… “Haan!”
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“Shuru se shuru karu to yeh kitaab Dada Thakur ki amanat hai… Mujh par bharosa hone ke kaaran yeh kitaab mujhe sopi thi unhone hifazat karne ke liye. Main yeh kitab apni tijori mein rakhta hu jiska taala koi nahi tod sakta. Dada thakur ke kaam se main shahar gaya tha aur kal subah hi laut raha tha… Kaam kaam karne ke kaaran mere lund mein tanaav ho chuka tha aur mujhe raahat ki jarurat thi…
Shahar mein to randikhaane mein jaane ka samay hi nahi mila… Mere tatte itne nile ho gaye the ki mujhse raha nahi jaa raha tha. Tabhi raaste mein gaadi ke aage ek ladka dikha. Uski thumak thumak chaal sabko bata rahi thi ki wo ek gaandu tha. Maine gaadi uske baaju mejn jaake rok di aur use najdeek bulaya.
Maine uske saamne paise rakh diye aur uski taraf dekhne laga. Mera lund salami de raha tha. Woh ladka samajh gaya aur meri gaadi mein baith gaya. Main use haveli par laya”
“Pure din main aur mere khaas saathi Basant ne uss ladke ko khub choda… Pehle to uss ladke ne mana kiya. Ek ke bhaav main do jann nahi chod sakte use aisa kaha lekin hum dono ne uske liye koi raasta hi nahi chhoda tha… Hum dono the angrakshak. Woh bhi jaanta tha ki hum ko naakhush karega to uska haal sahi nahi rehta…
Isliye woh kuch bola nahi aur hum dono use chodte gaye. Mere har paise ki dugni vasooli ki maine uss ladke se. Shaam hote hote woh ladka bhi khushi khushi chudne laga. Woh humse baate karne laga…”
Daanavgarh mein inspector Madhav Singh ki rochak desi gay kahani
“Maine use bataya ki main Dada Thakur ka khaas aadmi tha. Agar main khush ho gaya to usko hi faayda tha. Ladka maan nahi raha tha to maine tijori se kholkar use wo kimti kitaab dikhaayi jo mujh par bharosa hone ke karan Dada Thakur ne mujhe di thi.
Phir main to baat ko bhul gaya aur fir use mast chodne laga. Basant aur maine uss ladke ko itna choda ki uski gaand se khoon nikalne laga. Tab humne apna manoranjan bandh kiya. Basant chala gaya aur main so gaya. Jab main jaaga to woh ladka gaayab tha aur tijori khuli thi…tijori main kitaab nahi thi.”
“Hmm… Theek hai. Ladke ka naam ya thikana aapko maalum nahi hai isliye thoda mushkil hai par main puri koshish karunga… Mujhe yeh batao ke aapne uss ladke ko kaha se gaadi mein bithaya tha?
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